I was intensely irritated to find a fine upstanding member of the community had dumped their rubbish, presumably from their car, in Littlemoor Road.
I decided to be a good citizen and clear it up.
Among the rubbish I found an unopened birthday card.
Thinking it might give a clue to the culprit I opened it. Suffice to say, if Andrew wants the £10 note sent to him by his Aunty Bernadette for his birthday, I’ll keep it safe... for the time being!